I stumbled across an eBay auction for a vintage Variflex “Joker” complete skateboard and had to post up the image here:

This happens to be the first skateboard that I owned. I had had my eye on this particular model for a long time, and it probably took two months or more of saving before I could call it my own. I still remember the sheer consumer joy I felt returning from the store with my mother, board in hand. I remember examining the copers, rail guards, thick wheels, and, best of all, the hardcore skull graphics.
I rode this board from 6th – 7th grade, when I “upgraded” to a Santa Cruz Rob Roskopp “Face” deck:

Turned out it was actually a knock-off (as the other skaters in town were too quick to point out) with no concave–a serious setback, both physically and morally, for a young skater. Eventually I saved up enough for a real pro deck, a Santa Cruz Jason Jesse “Sungod” Small with matching orange grip and red Gullwing Super Pro III trucks and (I believe) black Powell G-Bones wheels.


This was skateboard fulfillment, and maybe it was because by then I had been skating for a couple of years on flat, bulky boards, or maybe it was because I finally had a board that I loved, but I do remember my skating improving significantly after this–just in time for my brother to build that classic half pipe in the backyard. More on that some other time…






